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We\'re a totally free website, but you gotta register to check the place out. There\'s a Chamorro music section if you enjoy Kantan Chamorro. Members share some file downloads and articles, BSing in the discussion forums, and of course I have some personal touches like the photo gallery. Browse! If you are sure you want mature area access, use the contact option on the menu and ask (ensure you show a birthdate in your profile!!!). Most of all, post something in the forums and/or shoutbox or somewhere to let us know you came by!!!
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We\'re a totally free website, but you gotta register to check the place out. There\'s a Chamorro music section if you enjoy Kantan Chamorro. Members share some file downloads and articles, BSing in the discussion forums, and of course I have some personal touches like the photo gallery. Browse! If you are sure you want mature area access, use the contact option on the menu (you\'ll see it once you register) and ask (ensure you show a birthdate in your profile!!!). Most of all, post something in the forums and/or shoutbox or somewhere to let us know you came by!!!
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HOI! Dispensa\'hit lai, I can\'t offer you food or a drink while you\'re here. But hang out anyway. At least you can jam to some Chamorro music if you enjoy Kantan Chamorro. Yanggen taya nai bidada\'mu, share a few laughs or gasps in file downloads and articles, BSing in the discussion forums, just to kick back umbre. Browse! Most of all, post something in the forums and/or shoutbox or somewhere to let us know you came by!!!
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This is my personal "web presence" with a mixed bag of stuff such as video and audio clips, articles, and downloadable files of this and that you\'d typically get in e-mail jokelists. A few of us smoke and joke in the discussion forums. I also resurrected my Kantan Chamorro pages from my old 1990\'s web site by way of mp3 streaming. Pues hafa nai, post something in the forums and/or shoutbox or somewhere to let us know you came by!!!
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